With Valentine’s Day quickly approaching, I’ve got to say it: Love hurts. Love unleashed via blank verse hurts even more – no rules, no end in sight, no reason, and, most often, not even a little bit of rhyme… What’s an emotionally communicative (but results-oriented) writer to do? Continue stanza after stanza of “daffodils / sunshine / & / / lollipops?”
“No!”” I say. “Enough / !!!” Clearly some structure is called for – a few rules to straighten out these heartstrings. As a service, then, to everyone who’s ever loved, and everyone who’s ever been loved, and all those other people who, as of yet, fit neither group but have fantastically vivid dreams, I present:
Top Five Poetic Forms Tough Enough to Take Your Love
- Photo poems – a photo poem is worth a thousand words, especially when “roses,” “red,” “violet,” and “blue,” are all you can think of right now…
- Sestinas – or, better yet, shrinking lonesome sestinas! That sounds romantic, right? Right? Bueller? For the full how-to: http://www.poets.org/viewmedia.php/prmMID/5792
- Sonnets – now in both ol’ fashioned romantic and new meta chic!
- Haiku – because if you can’t say it in three lines, seventeen syllables and at least one reference to nature, it’s clearly just a sex thing. Which leads me to…
- Full-body poetics – sleazy innuendo or emergent artform?* Try it out as a pick-up line on your sig other / unsuspecting subway passenger and report back. We’re all ears (and eyes, and, well, yes).
No matter which form you choose, enjoy expressing that love, readers, and be sure to post any additions, outrages or wild successes in the comment section below. Happy loving, all!
*I did actually find sites to link to for this, but they were either surprisingly dry or 100% NSFW. Oh well. Guess you’ll just have to come up with the rules on your own for this one… Wink wink. / Nod.