Call the House of Prayer

While riding the subway the other day, I encountered a weird little flyer advertising a unique opportunity to be healed in a reverend’s own home.

“Are you suffering? Sick? Do you have bad luck? Do you need help?” The flyer asked. “What your eyes see your heart will believe and then your heart will be convinced that this is the Holy Religious Man you have been looking for.”

I was impressed with the flyer’s promises–this man healed the sick and removed all suffering and bad luck. There was a phone number at the bottom, and it was all I could do not to call and see what the deal was.

Imagine that you or your character calls the number at the bottom of the flyer. What happens next?